Citizen’s Police Academy

No. 357: Dodging bullets, firing lasers, icing the heat-pump competition and remembering Stan the Man (excelsior!)

Middle march: We’re equidistant from the beginning and the end of the workweek, which must make today Wednesday. Congratulations, dear reader, you’re halfway home. It’s Nov. 14 out there, and yes, the season’s first snow is in Thursday’s forecast – but as of late Tuesday, the heavy stuff was predicted to stay to the north and Long Island was looking at less snow than freezing rain and sleet. So that should cheer you up. Insulating:…